• me: does 5 situps
  • me: where are my abs

  • phone: *rings*
  • me: no

hommos:

when im not on the computer i think about what im gonna do when i get on the computer


exotic-ice:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am.




  • ticket holder at the movie theater: enjoy your movie
  • me: thanks you too



  • most people: lazy sunday
  • me: lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday