May 2012
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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house-elves: do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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shoutout to my followers who hate 99% of the stuff i love and still follow me　
May 21st
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May 20th
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phone: *rings*
me: no
May 20th
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are you kidding me?! Why, why, why do I engage in this shit?!
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 13th
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hommos: when im not on the computer i think about what im gonna do when i get on the computer
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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ugh why do I spend so much time trying to make sure everyone is satisfied and happy. I should only start caring about myself from now on tbh.
May 12th
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May 11th
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'Happy Endings' Returning for Full 22 Episode... →
May 11th
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May 11th
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Soo I came home from work and my roommate had red sox tickets and i made irresponsible decisions at fenway and got a little tipsy. work will be super fun tomorrow!!
May 11th